Funny Inspirational Quotes For Your Success

by Kim on December 20, 2009

Funny inspirational quotes can be fun and full of wisdom. Following are several inspiring and humorous quotes that teach important lessons as you strive for the success you deserve.

Lesson One:

“Constipated people don’t give a crap. ~  Funny T-Shirt Company.”

I really like this quote, because there is a hidden inspirational message here. Here is the message. Sometimes, people are so focus on dealing with one issue that they could care less about what else is going on around them.

Want an example? Think about how you feel when you are really sick.  Do you spend your time worrying about the twenty things you wanted to do before the end of the week?  Most likely, you do not.  You are too focused on getting better, because you’re likely too weak to do anything else. Everything after that is secondary.

Lesson: Focus on one thing at a time. Forget the unimportant crap that can weigh you down.

Lesson Two:

The only thing people can achieve on their own is dandruff.  ~  Unknown.

These funny thoughts remind that success is rarely accomplished on your own. You need other people. This can mean following successful role models, having the support of people you love, or seeking help or support from others.

Lesson: Take advantage of the help and support you can get from others. It’ll make your road to success a little easier

Lesson Three:

The only person who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.  ~  Unknown.

This funny inspirational quote reminds that as you hit the road of adversity while traveling towards success people may desert you or lose faith in your journey. Unfortunately, this a happens all the time. Think of a sport’s team. You’ll notice that fans flock to the team when winning, but criticize or dessert the team during losing streaks or seasons.

Lesson: You must be prepared for adversity, as well as the reaction of those around you. Plan for sources of motivation and inspiration to keep you going.

Lesson Four:

If you really want something in life, you have to work hard for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.  ~  Homer Simpson, The Simpsons.

I reference this quote, because this is something you already know. Unfortunately, even though we know the importance of hardwork we often seek shortcuts anyway. You must be careful.

Lesson: Do not spend so much of your time seeking easy answers that you lose valuable time that could have been spent doing tasks or activities towards the achievement of your goals.

Lesson Five:

Understand the nature of success. To help you do this, following are three funny inspirational quotes loaded with simple truths you must remember:

  • I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.  ~  Bill Cosby;   Simple message: you can’t please everybody, so don’t even try.
  • The road to success is always under construction.  ~  Arnold Palmer;   Simple message: be flexible and expect detours
  • Success is a great deodorant. it takes always all your past smells.  ~  Elizabeth Taylor;  Simple message: Success removes the sting of past failures. What a great feeling it is.

Humor is great and I hope you draw inspiration from these funny inspirational quotes as you reach for your dreams and go for success.


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