So you want to know how to make yourself miserable? You want to be known as a miserable man or woman? What a great aspiration!
Do you realize that there are people who are experts at being miserable? It’s true. They are the best whiners; the best excuse makers; and the best victims you’d ever run across. As a matter of fact, these folks are so good at being unhappy that they have mastered the habits and techniques to place them at the top of their game. Ask them and they will gladly explain that nobody is unhappy or as miserable as they are.
Personally, I’m thrilled to let them own the title. Besides, they’ve been unhappy for so long that the ill feelings and negative vibes are familiar old friends.
Today, in spite of the outrage of miserable people everywhere, I’m sharing their secrets. If your goal is to join the “How to Make Yourself Miserable” club, you’ve come to the right place. As a matter of fact, why not consider becoming a life long member? If you want to experience the ultimate in misery then simply follow these top-notch recommendations:
1. Always expect and look for the worst. Stay focused on any and everything that can go wrong. Use sentences such as: I’m lousy, today stinks, I’ll just screw it up, or I’m so stupid. Also, use the words don’t, can’t, impossible, forget it, and loser all day long. The purpose of doing this is so that you do not get your hopes up that something could work out. We both know hope is a wasted emotion anyway.
2. Always keep a fresh and updated list of people and circumstances you can blame for everything that goes wrong in your life. Why not take advantage of the best deflection tactic used by Politicians and others? Find a scrape goat; a victim – someone who can take the fall for everything that goes wrong. It really works. After all, Politicians are re-elected all of the time. Look at all of the crap they get away with by simply blaming someone else. Follow the blueprint of blame and you’re all set.
3. Enhance your whining and complaining skills. Learning how to whine and complain with the best of them is an absolute MUST. What good is being miserable if you can’t broadcast it to the world?!?! Let everyone see your scowl – you know, that miserable look that stays plastered on your face? Your ultimate goal should be to let the world know how you feel and suck them into misery right along with you.
4. Do nothing to help yourself. Solely depend on other people to make things better in your life. They owe you! But remember, they will probably screw things up anyway.
5. Stay away from positive people. They are too sickening for words. They do nothing but irritate and get on your nerves. Your goal is to hang out with people who whine and complain about everything. After all, you want to be a part of an inclusive group who understands what you are going through.
I promise you – if you follow these outstanding suggestions for how to make yourself miserable; in no time as all, you’ll be complaining about “my miserable life.”
Seriously, you already know what makes you miserable. Your goal is to avoid those actions and traps that attempt to pull you in. So, as you go about your everyday life, stop yourself if misery attacks. Believe me, misery is very good at breeding more misery. So be alert and ready! Get out of your miserable little world and reach for something better.
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