Funny Stress Quotes to Beat Down the Stressing

Let’s tap into the power of funny stress quotes for a laugh or two. As it is – it’s scary to believe that anxiety and tension have found a permanent place in our lives. Worse yet, the unwanted intruder is making itself right at home, greedy to take over and become the center of your life.

Take heart though! There because there is something you can do. You can arm yourself; learn the enemy, conquer, and destroy. Below is everything you need to know about stress. Read it and weep…Oops, I mean, read it and learn.

How do you really define stress?

Stress:  The confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.  ~  Anonymous
Stress is the trash of modern life – we all generate it but if you don’t dispose of it properly, it will pile up and overtake your life.  ~ Danzae Pace
Pressure and anxiety is the common cold of the psyche.  ~ Andrew Denton

So there you have it. Anxiety and tension can be summed up as a mental virus resulting from daily trash dumped in your life – making you want to hurt some irritating person in order to feel better.

What are the symptoms?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet. ~  Anonymous
Darn it! You can’t even rely on counting those damn sheep. Those fluffy animals are so tensed out from the pressure to help you fall asleep, they are rendered useless.

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness  ~  Richard Carlson. Hey, did you know you were mentally ill? If not, you know now.

More Funny Stress Quotes:

You have to stay happy and positive or the stress will kill you – if you can’t, at least it will make you skinny! ~  Joely Fisher;  Alright, so we have one lone possible positive for anxiety. The odds still aren’t looking good.

There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full. ~  Henry Kissinger; Talk about a vicious cycle?

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~  Jennifer Yane; Okay, so take it one minute at a time.

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. ~  Chinese Proverb; Who knew trying to be what you are not could cause you so much grief? You are the way you are for a reason….celebrate that fact.

Stress Relief Tips:

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.  Simply put, quit worrying over the little stuff and wait for something really big.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He or She won’t expect it back. What a great way to avoid unnecessary pressure. See, where there is a will there is a way. (just kidding).

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. Meaning – take a vacation, learn to relax sometimes.

I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier. Oh boy. Stay away from the carriers. They’ll put you down into the pool of anxiety so fast, you won’t know what hit you.

I hope these funny stress quotes made you smile? Good. Now you can chill out. Remember to always keep your sense of humor.  When humor goes, there goes civilization.  ~  Erma Bombeck

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